The History of Pirates

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Pirates are a strange mystery, but seriously, they were real. Heck, I Even have a history book about pirates! Here we’ll talk about the endeavors of pirates!

 

CAPTAIN HOOK

 

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He tries to clobba dat dere peter pan only to get owned by a crocodile everytime.

 

 

 

 

 

 

PATCHY THE PIRATE

 

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A Pirate that sides with Longbeard as a friend. He is the president of the Spongebob Squarepants Fan Club(Like how i’m the president of the Metroid Prime Fan Club) He has an obnoxious bird named Potty The Parrot.

 

 

PAINTY THE PIRATE

 

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Painty The Pirate isn’t really a pirate, He’s just a painting of a pirate.

 

DAVY JONES

 

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Some Random Squid Beard Dude that has a Locker.

 

 

ROCKHOPPER

 

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A Pirate from the Club Penguin Island. He is always accompanied by his Red Puffle, Yarr. (The smiley little Pleb on his Shoulder.)

 

 

THE FLYING DUTCHMAN

 

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A Ghost Pirate that steals souls.

 

 

 

FOXY THE PIRATE

 

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Foxy is A Pirate in Fruity Fatbail’s Pizza Place.

 

 

 

 

 

OMEGER PIRATA

 

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The Toughest of the Elit Piratas, Equipped with A Chameleon Manta for cloaking, and has the ability to regenerate by coating itself with Phazon.

 

 

ROTTENBEARD

 

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Rottenbeard is by far the best pirate in the whole world. He Has his own song called “You Are A Pirate”

 

 

 

And now… The best Pirate in the world…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PIDLEY

 

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Pidley is the leader of the Gmod Piratas, and is a DragonDinoGuy that is good at Yaahrping. Pidley has his waffles stolen by Kraig on a daily basis.

 

 

HONORABLE MENTION: KRAIG

 

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Kraig is another one of the leaders of the Gmod Piratas. He steals Pidley’s waffles everyday.

 

Author: gavinthemetroid

lol i like memes and high quality rips and spoopy things

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